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by: Boomstickbabe19 (05/30/2005)

Shop smart; Shop S-mart.
-Ash, Army of Darkness
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1,250 Clicks

by: akabobbyg (05/30/2005)

"I like your sleeves...they're real...big."
-Napoleon Dynamite
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1,250 Clicks

by: SunsetGal09 (05/30/2005)

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to."
~Napoleon Dynamite
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1,236 Clicks

by: bbmck88 (05/30/2005)

"I caught you a delicious bass."
-Napoleon Dynamite
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1,236 Clicks

by: B-radMixer004 (05/24/2005)

"Taco-Flavored Kisses"
~ Cartman's J-Lo Hand Puppet, South Park
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1,263 Clicks

by: Bazooka46 (05/12/2005)

Watching "The Nightmare Before Christmas"
This is the movie so far:
A skeleton falls in love with a rag doll. Santa shows up. Boogie man. F*cked up toys. Stupidity ensues.
TV/Movies
1,279 Clicks

by: rancidkitty93 (05/12/2005)

"Traffic traffic lookin' for my chapstick gettin' kind of car sick there's a Ford Maverick...that's a million dollar song right there."
~B-Rad, Malibu's Most Wanted
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1,260 Clicks

by: Anonymous (05/10/2005)

Dear Auntie Am,
F*** you! F*** Kansas!
P.S. taking dog.
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1,254 Clicks

by: RockKicker006 (05/10/2005)

Watching the magical box with bright, moving colors
TV/Movies
1,240 Clicks

by: Abrcrmbiewant2be (05/04/2005)

"My girlfriend said she had crabs, so I bought her fishnet stockings"
- Jay London, Last Comic Standing
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1,276 Clicks


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