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by: DTop (05/31/2005)

Years later, doctors will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48, which would make me, what some people call, "Mentally Retarded".
~Brick, Anchorman
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1,236 Clicks

by: Stevo (05/30/2005)

SPONGEBOB FOR PRESIDENT!!!! :-)
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1,268 Clicks

by: Whittemore (05/30/2005)

"Ok, here's what I'm thinkin. I will be Charlie and all of you can be my angels. Except you *squints and points to %n* You can be Bosley."
- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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1,248 Clicks

by: Sk8eRbOy1865 (05/30/2005)

"You had best un-f#&k yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck."
-Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
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1,284 Clicks

by: boat18 (05/30/2005)

This one time, my cousin Walter got a cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall so the whole thing wound up on the evening news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he does it again! Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. Then last week, I see him in the pet store buying another cat! I says to him "Jesus Walt! You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out??"...My cousin was a weird guy.
~Brodie, Mallrats
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1,368 Clicks

by: YaNkEeDuDe444 (05/30/2005)

"That's it! Get me my pillowcase, I'm joining the Klan!"
~Dave Chappelle
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1,236 Clicks

by: pinkNblack (05/30/2005)

"If aquarium gravel is so bad for you, how come it tastes so good?"
-Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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1,274 Clicks

by: RyDeR BbAlL 11 (05/30/2005)

"You are the skidmark on the underpants of society."
-White Goodman, Dodgeball
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1,265 Clicks

by: partyboy (05/30/2005)

[Lining up outside The Roxbury]
Doug Butabi: So... you want to dance?
Girl: We're not in the club yet.
Doug Butabi: Right.
A Night At the Roxbury
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1,281 Clicks

by: sangochan999 (05/30/2005)

"No, Kitty, this is MY pot pie!"
~Cartman, South Park
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1,238 Clicks


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