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by: kniggits rock   (06/29/2005)

The Answer....
To Life, The Universe, And Everything,
is...
...
is...
i dont think you'll like it...
...
42.

-The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglass Adams
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1,259 Clicks
by: JesseO8   (06/29/2005)

"When a woman say's nothing's wrong- it means everything's wrong. And when she says everything's wrong, it means EVERYTHING's wrong. And boy, when a girl says something's not funny, you'd better not be laughin' your ass off."
-Homer Simpson
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1,250 Clicks
by: soon2bdiva152   (06/20/2005)

"Shrink shrink, blinkity blink try to make me think wanna go to my sink, vomit clean it up with comet. Earth is my plannit." ~B-rad G, Malibu's Most Wanted
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1,270 Clicks
by: cantwaittolayout   (06/01/2005)

Grab some bench!
-Will Ferrell, Kicking And Screaming
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1,262 Clicks
by: freezermonto   (06/01/2005)

You know, there's, like, a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
-Napoleon, Napoloen Dynamite
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1,293 Clicks
by: victoria   (06/01/2005)

Finding Neverland is surprisingly NOT about the cop raid on Jacko's paradise
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1,248 Clicks
by: Gilbo   (05/31/2005)

"Oh, is it true Halle Berry is once again single? If so, I'd be forever in your debt if you would put in a good word for T.J. Oh how I loves the mochachina."
-Thomas Jefferson
The Daily Show with John Stewart
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1,284 Clicks
by: pmpncory69   (05/31/2005)

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
-Shane Falco, The Replacements
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1,249 Clicks
by: Simpsons Guy   (05/31/2005)

"My mom works at Hooters, but her dream is to go to Las Vegas and work at a real strip club."
~Nelson, The Simpsons
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1,276 Clicks
by: thatguy14   (05/31/2005)

Chris: Dad, what if I told you I didn't want to be in the scouts anymore.
Peter: I'd say "come again?" And then I'd laugh cause I said "come."
-Family Guy
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1,255 Clicks
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