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by: UrOtherHead (07/07/2005)

VOTE 4 PEDRO !!!!!!
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1,300 Clicks

by: JOEMAMA69 (07/05/2005)

Pedro, just follow your heart. That's what I do.
-Napoleon Dynamite
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1,300 Clicks

by: buddy93 (07/04/2005)

I'm out like THE SEVENTH SENSE, COMING JULY 28TH. In a world where nothing is certain, only Haley Joel Osment sees exactly WHO'S READING OTHER PEOPLE'S AWAY MESSAGES. (This away message is rated PG-13 for bold assumptions.)
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1,310 Clicks

by: Shaved Beverage (06/30/2005)

Chris: "Dad, what's the blowhole for?"
Peter: "I'll tell you what it's not for, son, and when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld."

-Family Guy
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1,302 Clicks

by: Zene_us (06/30/2005)

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club
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1,303 Clicks

by: SkullKId087 (06/30/2005)

T- Vizzle
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1,300 Clicks

by: MCRFan006 (06/30/2005)

"Now we can handle this like gentlemen, or we can do some gangsta SHIT!"
- Vince Vaughn, Be Cool
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1,319 Clicks

by: scwlcsjafizzo323 (06/30/2005)

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. / And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. / I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck. / And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? / I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.
~Gary Johnston, "Team America World Police"
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1,319 Clicks

by: happykid7 (06/29/2005)

Peter Griffin: Awwww what a beautiful baby girl. Wait a minute....... it has a penis. Well let's do something about that.
Lois: No Peter, it's a boy!
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1,302 Clicks

by: scwlcsjafizzo323 (06/29/2005)

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I won't ever want
none of the above
I wanna piss on you
Yes I do I wanna piss on you
~R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle)
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1,305 Clicks


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