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by: Shaved Beverage (06/05/2008)

"Every time that Meatwad smiles, a rainbow craps a baby."
-Adult Swim
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1,277 Clicks

by: CRTY1217 (06/05/2008)

Kimmie: "So let me get this straight.. You're calling me dumb?"
Stephanie: "Kimmie, you're so dumb, you don't know how dumb you are."
Kimmy: "I know how dumb I am! You're the one who's dumb. Capital d-u-m, dumb."
DJ: "Kimmie, there's a b."
Kimmie: "Where? I hate bees."

-Full House
TV/Movies
1,290 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/04/2008)

Lindsay: What happened to your nose?
Slevin: I was using it to break some guy's fist.

Luck Number Slevin
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1,261 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/04/2008)

"It's not denial, she could rally."
"Oh, yeah. I mean, look at her. She should be in a vitamin commercial."
"How would you like to be in a broken jaw commercial?!"
"...God help me, I don't care if it does give me cancer, I just love this fake sugar!"

"If he keeps ignoring my threats, I'm.. I'm gonna have to hit him.."

-Scrubs
TV/Movies
1,292 Clicks

by: MonkeyNUTS (06/02/2008)

Jimmy: I see you got fat. Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
-Blades of Glory
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1,267 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/02/2008)

"My teacher says that real beauty is on the inside!"
"That's just something ugly people say."
-Liar Liar
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1,236 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (06/02/2008)

Marshall: So?! Did you kiss her?!
Ted: No, the moment wasn't right. Look, this woman could actually be my future wife, I want our first kiss to be amazing.
Lily: Aw, Ted, that is so sweet.... So you chickened out like a little bitch.

-HIMYM
TV/Movies
1,287 Clicks

by: Anonymous (06/01/2008)

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus the Powerpuff girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!
TV/Movies
1,295 Clicks

by: MonkeyNUTS (05/30/2008)

If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me..."
-Chazz Michael Michaels, Blades of Glory
TV/Movies
1,272 Clicks

by: xojohannyxo (05/29/2008)

Yo Yo Yo!
All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me,
From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G,
I'm a mathlete, So nerd is inferred,
But forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third,
Sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor!
The G's silent when I sneak through your door.
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me.
Cause the next time you see her she'll be like 'OOH! KEVIN G!'

-- K.G. and the Power of Three, Mean Girls
TV/Movies
1,449 Clicks


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