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by: DrE_dRe (07/27/2005)

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. Sir I just want to say thank you. You Saved my life.
-Timo Cruz, Coach Carter
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1,317 Clicks

by: SYSPH29 (07/24/2005)

"When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws. Just Catapults."
-Demetri Martin
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1,255 Clicks

by: lilmamey (07/24/2005)

"I'd rather be the king of the kids, than the prince of the fools. And that's a proverb, THAT I JUST WROTE." -Jack Black, School of Rock
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1,267 Clicks

by: Butercup baby777 (07/24/2005)

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"
-Napoleon Dynamite
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1,250 Clicks

by: starbury (07/22/2005)

UPS Lady - Package for Mr. Glenn Quagmire
Qaugmire - I 've got a package for you too, baby. Allllllright!!!
- Family Guy
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1,251 Clicks

by: Supermnky122 (07/12/2005)

You guys swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party!
-Billy Bob Thornton, Bad News Bears
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1,266 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (07/10/2005)

"Suicide is our way of saying to God, 'You can't fire me, I quit!' "
-Bill Maher
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1,258 Clicks

by: gcgo725 (07/10/2005)

I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!
-Frank Vitchard, Anchorman The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
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1,251 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (07/07/2005)

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-- Drew Carey
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1,263 Clicks

by: MCRFan006 (07/07/2005)

"Your mom goes to college."
- Kip, Napoleon Dynamite
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1,236 Clicks


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