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by: Minkus (09/07/2005)

Derek Zoolander: At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
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1,242 Clicks

by: Win777 (08/28/2005)

"You smell like dead bunnies."
- Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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1,268 Clicks

by: thecorpsebride (08/28/2005)

Microwaves are straight from the devil. Anything the makes something THAT hot must be from Satan. Seriously, pop a hot pocket in there for a good 3 or 4 minutes and take a bite out of that sucker. If that's not hell, I don't know what is.
-Ellen Degeneres
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1,265 Clicks

by: litl pink hearts (08/21/2005)

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offences are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. (ching, ching!)
~Law and Order SVU
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1,313 Clicks

by: BunniesDoItBest (08/21/2005)

"Oh, this? This is my package. God delivered it. I signed for it. The world just keeps on spinnin'."
-Stewie, Family Guy
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1,276 Clicks

by: luckyricky28 (08/08/2005)

Francen: "How is everyone's French Toast?"
Stan: "Smelly and ungrateful... but this American toast is delicious!"
-American Dad
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1,268 Clicks

by: cylinder628 (08/08/2005)

"Which Latin country are you from? The one with the civil war, the one with cocaine, or the one with the fancy hats?"
- Stewie, Family Guy
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1,261 Clicks

by: shmandy shmila shmokis (08/08/2005)

I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head. Beas on my head but don't call me a bee head. Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a Lee head. Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed. You wear name brands and I make my own clothing. I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. "I hate myself." Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy. Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do. When life hands me lemons I make beef stew. So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rock it. I put baloney in my left pocket. Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket . Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis. It's my show I'm Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis. It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.
-The Andy Milonakis Show
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1,397 Clicks

by: wrstlngmaniac (08/08/2005)

I had sadness for breakfast!
~ Andy Milonakis
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1,270 Clicks

by: onizuon (07/27/2005)

Thanks for not stabbing me today!
- Andy Milonakis
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1,261 Clicks


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