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by: Minkus (09/26/2005)

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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1,273 Clicks

by: Minkus (09/20/2005)

Hansel: So I'm repelling down mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip. And I'm just falling, terrified and then I think, "Hey, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to mount Vesuvius.
-Zoolander
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1,279 Clicks

by: neddyt (09/09/2005)

You wanna hug it out, bitch?
-Ari, Entourage
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1,243 Clicks

by: Minkus (09/08/2005)

Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
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1,274 Clicks

by: battista (09/07/2005)

So I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet, and along the way they're trailed by a Murloc named Gotthem who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet boogiemen. It could be a three-parter called Ruler of the Bracelet; the first part would be called The Brotherhood of the Bracelet, followed by A Couple of Towers, with the climactic ending called Hey, the King's Back!
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1,351 Clicks

by: Win777 (09/07/2005)

"All these rules... I feel like I'm in a strip club!"
- Krusty the Clown, The Simpsons
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1,250 Clicks

by: Cartmanhottie30 (09/07/2005)

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!
-Steve Stiffler, American Wedding
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1,272 Clicks

by: Win777 (09/07/2005)

"And they give you cash, which is just as good as money."
- Yogi Berra, AFLAC Commercial
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1,253 Clicks

by: ezaypeazy (09/07/2005)

Movies? Who said anything about movies? Oh right that's what I told my parents
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1,236 Clicks

by: Minkus (09/07/2005)

How about you Derelicte my balls?
-Hansel, Zoolander
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1,251 Clicks


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