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by: Velvetbear2 (10/04/2005)

Grab your sunblock, we're going to hell!
-Ari, Entourage
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1,242 Clicks

by: LostprophetLTH (10/04/2005)

Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,293 Clicks

by: Shortay_Martini (10/04/2005)

"Yeah, I know I'm Asian,
Like it's a disease.
But, hey, I got 6 times YOUR score on the SAT's!!"
- Gene Hong , Wild 'N Out
TV/Movies
1,262 Clicks

by: LostprophetLTH (10/04/2005)

Stewie: Augh! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Brian: I'm cleaning myself.
Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,257 Clicks

by: cheetahbabe85 (09/26/2005)

How many of you have seen "March of the Penguins?" ...You know why they're marching? Because they can't afford gas.
- Jay Leno
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1,265 Clicks

by: Jimmypimp20 (09/26/2005)

I wish God was here to see this!
-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1,236 Clicks

by: hOlly_02 (09/26/2005)

I'm full of sit..Your'e full of sit.. We're all full of sit!!!
-- Buger King Commercial
TV/Movies
1,244 Clicks

by: vailboarder22 (09/26/2005)

Am I... am I supposed to draw the penis? Am I... am I supposed to sculpt the penis? Am I... am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,236 Clicks

by: luckyricky28 (09/26/2005)

"That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anybody say ever."
- Peter, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,236 Clicks

by: neddyt (09/26/2005)

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
-South Park
TV/Movies
1,236 Clicks


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