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by: IhAtEclOwnz (12/11/2005)

Movies: $12.00
Soda: $3.50
Popcorn: $4.00
Making-out with someone in the back of a movie theatre: PRICELESS
TV/Movies
1,305 Clicks

by: imwrilliekuhl (12/11/2005)

Older Stewie: "That's never happened to me before."
Susanne: "What the eight minutes of sex or the forty minutes of crying?"
Older Stewie: "Both."
Stewie Griffin - Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,311 Clicks

by: DarkNightmare011 (12/11/2005)

Willy Wonka: Everything In this Room Is edible! Infact Im edible, but that is called Canabolism children, and is frowned upon in most socities.
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
TV/Movies
1,303 Clicks

by: chiefindian (12/08/2005)

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread."
"Bread, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread."
"You want bread?"
"Yes, please."
"Three dollars!"
"What?"
"No soup for you!"

George and the Soup Nazi, in "The Soup Nazi"
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1,305 Clicks

by: neddyt (12/06/2005)

Diamonds...They'll make her do it...
-Family Guy
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1,303 Clicks

by: lonnie (12/05/2005)

Later, UNDER MEG GRIFFINS BRA!
-Super Friends Announcer, Family Guy
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1,303 Clicks

by: Kenacious K (12/05/2005)

Chef: You ever hear of the Emancipation Proclamation?
Army General: Oh, I don't listen to hip hop!!
-South Park
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1,310 Clicks

by: lalalala21 (11/30/2005)

"I'm sorry Wendy, but you can't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."
- Mr. Garrison, South Park
TV/Movies
1,304 Clicks

by: Cameron (11/30/2005)

Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!
-Willy Wonka
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1,304 Clicks

by: russty50530 (11/28/2005)

"Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass."
"I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?"
"Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream."
"Perhaps later."
Scotty Don't!
-Austin Powers in Goldmember
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1,307 Clicks


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