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by: wunmanarmy540 (01/22/2006)

"Did I miss the free crack giveaway?"
-Tyrone Biggums, Chappelle's Show
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1,303 Clicks

by: CS (01/10/2006)

You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
-Peter Griffin Family Guy
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1,316 Clicks

by: luckyricky28 (01/04/2006)

"I found out that this gal was in labor for 36 hours, in the end they gave her a c-section. Good Lord! That's like runnin' a marithon and findin' out that you could have used a golfcart on the sumbitch." -Larry The Cable Guy
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1,306 Clicks

by: Surge (12/31/2005)

You could say I'm being entertained by millions and millions of little different colored squares called pixels that have been put together to form the right picture for about a millisecond then the picture changes; the pictures are changing so fast that in my mind the figures, which usually resemble people, in the pictures appear to be moving; these moving pictures, called shows or programs by most, usually will never amount me to anything and just wastes away my life and sucks my brain out; or you could just say I'M WATCHING TV! BBL
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1,312 Clicks

by: lalala21 (12/31/2005)

"For now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way"
"Isn't that just the wrong way?"
"Yeah, but faster!"
The Simpsons
I have to clean, so leave a message and I'll eventually respond.
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1,300 Clicks

by: tbone09 (12/19/2005)

"I've been poor, I've been broke, hell, my credit so bad they wont even take my cash!"
-Chris Rock, Head of State
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1,300 Clicks

by: neddyt (12/19/2005)

WE'LL LIVE LIKE KINGS, DAMN HELL ASS KINGS!
-Bart, The Simpsons
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1,303 Clicks

by: Monidee (12/17/2005)

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born . . . a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
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1,314 Clicks

by: Kenacious K (12/17/2005)

Chief Wiggum: You can have these fireworks I've confiscated. Some Chinese people claimed they were celebrating New Years in February.
Homer: Oh yeah. Those guys and their crazy scams.
-The Simpsons
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1,315 Clicks

by: eddiechan 77 (12/11/2005)

A giggity giggity
-Quagmire, Family Guy
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1,304 Clicks


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