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by: rainbowsk8r (03/02/2006)

Don't bother me or I'll have to go all Ninja Turtle on ur ass.
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1,303 Clicks

by: coolmike699 (03/02/2006)

"In fact, you could wake up dead tomorrow!"

-Homer Simpson
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1,300 Clicks

by: Spootmonkey (03/01/2006)

"What?!....Your hair is good to eat."
-Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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1,306 Clicks

by: TalonTSi5speed (02/26/2006)

I'M A F***IN' GANGSTA GRANDPA AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!
-Marcus (50 Cent), Get Rich Or Die Tryin' The Movie
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1,302 Clicks

by: texasgirl3760 (02/26/2006)

Otto Mann: How do you spell ACDC?
Lisa Simpson: ACDC
Otto Mann: Nope! You forgot the lightning bolt!

-The Simpsons
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1,306 Clicks

by: Tamarakahooya (02/26/2006)

\"Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.\" -Bathroom Attendant, The Hot Chick
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by: Tamarakahooya (02/26/2006)

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!
-Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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1,304 Clicks

by: dan21993 (02/18/2006)

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (Lie dectector blows up)
- The Simpsons
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1,305 Clicks

by: Hetz (02/09/2006)

You know how its said that males only use 10% of our brains, well i think we only use 10% of our hearts.
- Owen Wilson, Wedding Crashers
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1,305 Clicks

by: dan21993 (02/09/2006)

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

- The Simpsons
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1,304 Clicks


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