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by: lvliSSunDerst00d (04/11/2006)

Peter: Hi yeah I'd like um 3 cheese burgers...
Lois: For god's sake, Peter, she's having a BABY!!
Peter: Oh yeah and a happy meal....I..I guess I'll have fries, but if I get them does anyone else wants some cause if I eat them all I'll feel like a fatty. -Family Guy
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1,266 Clicks

by: Hello1234 (03/30/2006)

Get out of my store and never come again! Thank You, come again!
~Apu, The Simpsons
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1,236 Clicks

by: Tom (03/30/2006)

"Aston, come here (Throws a tomohawk at him) You've just been tomohawked. That's my show, Tomohawked"

Peter Griffin - Family Guy
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1,254 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (03/27/2006)

Peter: "Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in."

(Flashback to Vietnam)

Peter (dressed in a clown suit): "You guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for army people."

-Family Guy
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1,269 Clicks

by: RandomTask (03/23/2006)

"Gosh"
"IDIOT!"
"Yesss..."

~Napoleon Dynamite
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1,236 Clicks

by: Um Dee (03/12/2006)

How many times do I have to tell you!?
I'm in Alaska hunting wolverines.
Gosh!!

Napoleon Dynamite
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1,279 Clicks

by: random_monkey (03/12/2006)

"How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
-Cartman, South Park
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1,254 Clicks

by: UofMhockey07 (03/10/2006)

Hindu Guy: Peter, this spot on my head is sacred. It's an opening through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy, and ecstasy may enter the human form.
Peter: A vagina?

-Family Guy
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1,256 Clicks

by: adfuzz6 (03/06/2006)

Tyler: Ok...any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler: Good answer.

-Fight Club
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1,252 Clicks

by: lilshowty (03/06/2006)

We need some help Finding Nemo because he swam off to Madagascar and encountered the Ice Age. Then, White Chicks Bent it Like Becham. After that, Charlies Angels met up with Charlie in his Chocolate Factory where they found The Notebook. This just happened to be The Princess Diaries, and it clearly stated that Nemo could be found at Rush Hour, after they Saved The Last Dance. Nemo was then re-united with his Big Daddy while they were Bringing Down The House. They bought their food from Pirates in the Carribean, because it was Cheaper By The Dozen. Then, some Mean Girls stole their food because they owed some Gangs In New York. It was Eight Below in Madagascar (because of the Ice Age) when the Nutty Professor went to Big Momma's House. And that, is how Nemo was found, and Napoleon Dynamite was born.
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