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by: christina (04/28/2006)

Everyone in this car is going to hell. We're all going to hell for the songs we sing. God gave us the great big apple C, and he said dont touch it. He didn't say touch it once in a while, he didnt say take a nibble at it when you're hungry. He said "DONT TOUCH IT".
--Jerry Lee Lewis 'Walk The Line'
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by: Imjustakid (04/24/2006)

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
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by: Imjustakid (04/24/2006)

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
-Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
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1,300 Clicks

by: madmike (04/24/2006)

I felt sorry once, but she woke up half way through.....
-Quagmire, Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: btownhockey44 (04/24/2006)

Jack Bauer's house has an alarm system -- not to warn Jack of intruders, but to warn the intruders of Jack.
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1,300 Clicks

by: Amelio29 (04/19/2006)

I like poetry and a good glass of scotch.... Oh and of course my friend Baxter here.
-Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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1,301 Clicks

by: Amelio29 (04/19/2006)

"You stay classy, San Diego"
-Ron Burgundy, Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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1,300 Clicks

by: Imjustakid (04/19/2006)

Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley and I have Diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!
-Wilford Brimley, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
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1,300 Clicks

by: RandomTask (04/17/2006)

Brian: Oh no!
Lois: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OH YEAH!!!

Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: alexthegreat (04/11/2006)

Jack Bauer vs. The entire chinese population. Fair Game.
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1,300 Clicks


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