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by: ?????????? (06/17/2008)

Juno: I'm pregnant.
Bleeker: What should we do?
Juno: Well, I should just... I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because they were talking about in health class how pregnancy... It can often lead to an infant.
Bleeker: Typically, yeah...
~Juno
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1,262 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/15/2008)

"Yeah.. But with Kelso.. You've got no leverage."
"Leverage.. Leverage?"
"You don't know what it means, do you?"
"...No."

-Scrubs
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1,249 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/15/2008)

"Boss, I'd like a word."
"How about 'Scram'? Or two words, 'Scram kid'. Or seventeen, 'Get out of my office in two point three seconds or I'll staple you to a flagpole!'"
"How did.. you count so.. Nevermind!!"

-Spectacular Spider-Man
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1,286 Clicks

by: ?????????? (06/15/2008)

Juno: Wow your shorts are like especially gold today.
Bleeker: My mom uses color safe bleach.
Juno: Go Carol.


-Juno
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1,268 Clicks

by: ?????????? (06/15/2008)

"You are the cheese to my macaroni"
-Juno
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1,269 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/15/2008)

Ohh.. My kitty sense is purring..

-Spectacular Spiderman
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1,267 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/12/2008)

"You want a virgin daiquiri? It's a normal daiquiri, but I'm going to let -him- give it to you."

-Scrubs
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1,236 Clicks

by: indian0902 (06/12/2008)

Peter: Come One, Come All. She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee.
-Family Guy
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1,260 Clicks

by: ?????????? (06/12/2008)

"Money can't buy happiness. It can just buy things that make you happy." -Steven Colbert
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1,266 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/09/2008)

:CRASH!:

Turk: Damn, that was a thick bush..
JD: Really Turk, was it a thick bush? BECAUSE THERE ARE BERRIES IN MY ASS!

-Scrubs
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1,257 Clicks


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