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by: btownhockey44 (05/02/2006)

Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.
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1,236 Clicks

by: punkinpi06 (05/02/2006)

I'm the juggernaut Bitch! Hit ya with my pimp-stick BITCH! Be right back BITCH!
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1,258 Clicks

by: forgoodorforevil (05/02/2006)

"Hey Chris, what's wrong with your leg? Oh my god! That's not your leg!"
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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1,236 Clicks

by: Kenacious K (05/02/2006)

Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!
Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little!
Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?
Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
The Simpsons
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1,339 Clicks

by: btownhockey44 (05/02/2006)

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "2".
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1,256 Clicks

by: btownhockey44 (05/02/2006)

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
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1,236 Clicks

by: btownhockey44 (05/02/2006)

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
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1,290 Clicks

by: Kenacious K (04/30/2006)

Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm...Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, its the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example?
Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese...well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages?
Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.'
Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'.
-The Simpsons
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1,458 Clicks

by: btownhockey44 (04/29/2006)

In 4 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the f#@k have you done with your life?
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1,236 Clicks

by: jackkicksass (04/29/2006)

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the # 5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was a 15-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball
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1,280 Clicks


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