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by: clickityclack   (05/04/2006)

Chubby Asian Chick: "Chut Up!"
Donnie: "Go Back To China, Bitch."
-Donnie Darko
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by: lil kiddie   (05/04/2006)

*As world is coming to end*

SCREW BUDDHA!!

SAVE ME JEBUS!!

Apu, The Simpsons
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by: jimjangels   (05/04/2006)

Peter La Fleur: [after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench] Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter: Probably not.
Patches: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter: ...Okay.
-Dodgeball, A True Underdog Story
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by: Lil Eli   (05/04/2006)

Andy: This song was inspired by springtime. Larry is a jerk, he's an idiot jerk, he's a jerk idiot. Look how he dances like an idiot jerk like a jerk idiot. What's worse, an idiot jerk or a jerk idiot? Let's ask Larry since he's both of those things.
Andy: Congratulations, jerk idiot, you just danced like an idiot jerk.
-Andy Milonakis Show
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by: lunatic5894   (05/03/2006)

"Ahh, brother and sister! There not meant to be!!! There like Englishmen and Scotts! And Germans and Scotts! And Russians and Scotts! Ahh, Those Damn Scotts!"
-Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons
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by: btownhockey44   (05/03/2006)

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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by: btownhcokey44   (05/03/2006)

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
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by: meehhh   (05/02/2006)

I've got a fever, and the only Prescription is more cowbell!
-Will Ferrell, SNL
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by: btownhockey44   (05/02/2006)

In the 2 months where Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane ravaged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Jack isn't around?
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by: btownhockey44   (05/02/2006)

When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 83 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".
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