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by: Anti rice (06/28/2006)

Meg: Mom... Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm a Lesbian.
Peter: ... That's Awsome!!!

-Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: lil kiddie (06/28/2006)

It's a fusion of jazz and funk!
It's called... JUNK!

-Robots
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1,300 Clicks

by: sweetsoutherncomfort (06/27/2006)

Ma: "What's a DVD player?"
Ray: "Not now Ma."
Ma: "Is it for pornography?"

-Everybody Loves Raymond
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1,301 Clicks

by: jimmymailman1010 (06/23/2006)

"Bart, I know you want that game, but not everyone gets what they want. I remember when I was a little boy and I wanted this football game so bad. I begged my father for that game, and he bought it for me and it was the best day of my life."

~Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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1,300 Clicks

by: I luv Stewie (06/21/2006)

Peter: Hey Stewie Peek-a-boo!
Stewie: Yes i see you fat man- where the hell did he go? Well he must really be gone.
*Picks nose*
Peter: Hey Stewie!
Stewie: Where did you come from. Look i wouldn't have picked my nose if i knew you were- oh great leave when im right in the middle of a sentence!

-Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: Klepper13 (06/20/2006)

"We gonna need more wax!... And cancel all my afternoon appointments!"
~40 Year Old Virgin
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1,300 Clicks

by: adfuzz6 (06/20/2006)

"All right ramblers, let's get rambling!"
-Joe, Reservoir Dogs
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1,300 Clicks

by: jimmymailman1010 (06/20/2006)

Did you spend an unforgetable night with a man in 1942?

You did!?

Was he a soldier in WWII?

He was!?

And was he a gentle caring lover?

Oh, he was? I'm sorry I wasted your time

-Abe Simpson, The Simpsons
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1,300 Clicks

by: jimmymailman1010 (06/14/2006)

First you don't want the pony, and now you want to give it away? Make up your mind!

~Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
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1,300 Clicks

by: adfuzz6 (06/07/2006)

"Sit your raggedy-ass down, and shut the f*ck up!"

-Jackie, Jackie Brown
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1,300 Clicks


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