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by: converse9944 † (07/01/2006)

I shall call you Squishy and you will be my squishy Squishy.....ouch!! BAD squishy, BAD!!!
-Finding Nemo
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1,300 Clicks

by: BabyGoddess247 † (07/01/2006)

Stewie: I think the only reason we die...
Brian Interrupts: Dude, dude. I know what you're going to say and I am soooo completely...
Stewie Interrupts: W-w-w-w-wait wait wait. Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh. The only reason we die, is because we accept it as an inevitability. Ah!

Stewie & Brian Griffin - Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks

by: TheRebelSaint † (06/30/2006)

Leela: So where are we, anyway?
Zap Brannigan: Iono. This whole sector is uncharted.
Kip: It is not uncharted, you LOST the chart.
-Futurama
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks

by: TheSandersBandit † (06/28/2006)

"EH! You get your bitch ass back to the kitchen and make me some pie!"
-Eric Cartman, South Park
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1,301 Clicks

by: BlahBlahBlahHIMOM † (06/28/2006)

God (after setting fire to a bar): Jesus Christ!
Jesus: What?
God: Get the Escalade, we're outta here!

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks

by: fantasyfballstar † (06/28/2006)

Ron: The last time I checked my name was Ron Burgandy. Whats yours?
Champ: Champ Kind.
Brian: Brian Fantana.
Brick: Brian Fantana.
Ron: No you're Brick.
Brick: Veronica?
-Anchorman
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks

by: coolmike699 † (06/28/2006)

"Chris, this is a very big day for you. This is the day you become the man of the house because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me."
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks

by: BlackMark † (06/28/2006)

It was a perfect plan, but you forgot one thing, rock crushes scissors. Wait, paper covers rock, but scissors cut paper! Kiff! We have a conundrum! Go get me some paper... and a rock.
Zap - Futurama
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks

by: HaloChampCMK † (06/28/2006)

Oh, Mother. I come bearing a gift. Iíll give you a hint. Itís in my diaper. And itís not a toaster.

-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 † (06/28/2006)

Peter La Fleur: Look, White, I know that we've had our differences in the past...
White Goodman: Differences? Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers?
Peter La Fleur: That was one night.
White Goodman: Or what about that strip-o-gram you sent me for the Globo Gym one year anniversary?
Peter La Fleur: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory.
White Goodman: IT WAS ALSO A MAN!
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks


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