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by: hades585 (07/20/2006)

"Yeah! If you think your going to get somewhere in life by cheating. I mean you might as well just paint yourself yellow and run around like a maniac and call yourself bananaman. 'Cause thats what your doing."
-Master Shake, ATHF
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1,266 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (07/20/2006)

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
-The Simpsons
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1,236 Clicks

by: imfunnygetoverit (07/20/2006)

Listen, NESSA, a bullet sounds the same in every language! So stick a f***ing sock in it you cow!!!
-Stewie, Family Guy
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1,246 Clicks

by: grymreaper325 (07/18/2006)

Zim: Give me the disc! I'm the only one with the technology to decode the files!
Dib: And we're the only one with the files to be decoded!
GIR: And I'm....eehee..I don't know!
--Invader Zim
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1,297 Clicks

by: dreamingtree3636 (07/12/2006)

"Not a bath man boy? I'm a cologne man myself."
-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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1,236 Clicks

by: grymreaper325 (07/12/2006)

Dib: This is stupid! You're just jealou-
Zim: This has nothing to do with jelly!
--Invader Zim
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1,269 Clicks

by: Win777 (07/12/2006)

"I'm the worst thing to happen to sports since Fox!"
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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1,236 Clicks

by: SpandexRuLE (07/09/2006)

Dad: One day all of this will be yours!
Son: The curtains??? I don't want the curtains...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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1,275 Clicks

by: coolmike699 (07/06/2006)

"Im the Juggernaut, bitch!!"
-Juggernaut, X-Men 3
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1,266 Clicks

by: JoshuaTreeEdge89 (07/06/2006)

WWJBD
What Would Jack Bauer Do?
Just ask yourself this in any impossible situation that you are in. For example:
1. Being attacked by terrorists
2. Locking the keys in the car
3. Being taken hostage and tortured
These are just some of the many situations that could happen in your world. Just remember, when you are in trouble just think "WWJBD" and you will always get out of it unscathed. Hey! Why the hell not? Jack Bauer always does!
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1,422 Clicks


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