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RandomTask
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08/16/2006
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Cartman: GUYS, GUYS, you will never guess what they are gonna say on TV!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Guess!
Kyle: What?
Cartman: No really guess!
Kyle:What are the gonna say on Television that is so important?
Cartman:...Ready?...shit..
Stan:They cant say shit on Television!
South Park
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beasdboyz217
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08/16/2006
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Harry: My hands are freezing.
Lloyd: Oh here,you can wear this extra pair of gloves, my hands are getting sweaty.
Harry: You mean that you've had that extra pair of gloves this whole time?
Lloyd: Yeah, we're in the Rockys.
Dumb & Dumber
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DWalchie
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08/05/2006
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Hah can't kill a Hindu, Aaaagghhhh help me Jesus
-Apu,
The Simpsons
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RandomTask
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08/03/2006
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Homer: heh, heh, people will do anything a sign tells them too
(On sign):
Drink Duff
Homer:(Drinks Duff) Ah, that quenched my thirst
(On sign):
Have another Duff
Homer: Or did it?
The Simpsons
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KyLiE
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08/02/2006
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Will: She told me I was going to be with a man named Jack for the rest of my life.
Jack: Jack who?
Will: Jack you.
Jack: Jack me?
Will: No thanks.
-Will and Grace
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americanidiot7ty
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07/27/2006
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I love you
You love me
That jogger had huge boobies.
~Adam Sandler,
Click
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Lil Eli
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07/24/2006
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
The Simpsons
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Lil Eli
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07/20/2006
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Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend!
-The Simpsons
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neddyt
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07/20/2006
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Pat Sajak: Alright Peter, you've made it to the bonus round. Congratulations!
Peter: Thanks Regis.
Pat Sajak: Okay, the category is actor and show, so we need five consonants and a vowel.
Peter: Uhh, ok… Uhhmmm… Z, 4, Q (slight pause), another Q, uhhh… a third Q and the batman symbol.
Pat Sajak: OK no help there, umm… 15 seconds if you want to take a shot at it, talk it out.
Peter: Is it Alex Karras in Webster?
Pat Sajak: (slowly) I don't believe it.
Peter: Oh my god, I just took a shot in the dark! Holy crap!!
-Family Guy
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Lil Eli
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07/20/2006
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Man: What the hell you looking at?
Andy: Are you at the end of every rainbow?
Man: Yes.
Andy: Wow. Rainbows suck.
Man: No shit.
Andy: Well... where's the pot of gold?
Man: I have some hard candy and Bengay.
Andy: Yay! Bengay! I love Bengay!
[rubs bengay on his shirt]
Andy: Oh! It hurts so good!
Man: You stupid bitch.
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