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by: xXxDance (08/23/2006)

Dr. Meredith Grey: Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me...choose me...love me!
--Grey's Anatomy
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1,290 Clicks

by: macmarge (08/23/2006)

Jack Sparrow: So how many is that?
Pintel: Including those four? Four.

-Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest
TV/Movies
1,273 Clicks

by: macmarge (08/23/2006)

"Lift it! Lift it like it were a lady's skirt!"

-Pirates of the Carribean, Dead Man's Chest
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1,259 Clicks

by: WeezersDEELITE (08/23/2006)

Why is the cork on the fork?
It's so you don't hurt yourself.
(jabs corked fork into eye and resumes eating)

-Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
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1,253 Clicks

by: macmarge (08/23/2006)

Elizabeth Swann: "There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing"
Jack Sparrow: "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by"

-Pirates of the Carribean, Dead Man's Chest
TV/Movies
1,264 Clicks

by: random33 (08/23/2006)

Rocco: [shouts] F@#k it! There's so much shit that pisses me off! You guys should recruit, because I'm sick and f@#ing tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack-piping, ass-wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me!
Murphy: Hallelujah, Jaffar.
Rocco: Wait, so you're not just talking about mob guys, right? You're talking about pimps and drug dealers and all that shit, right?
Connor: Oh, yeah.
Rocco: F@#k. You guys could do this every goddamn day!
Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor: That is nicely put
The Boondock Saints
TV/Movies
1,367 Clicks

by: WeezersDEELITE (08/23/2006)

So come up to the lab and see what's on the Slab. I see you quiver with antici. . . .Pation. BUT MAYBE THE RAIN isn't really to blame, so I'll remove the cause. . .*chuckles*. . .BUT NOT THE SYMPTOM!

-Dr.Frankenfurter, Rocky Horror Picture Show
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1,261 Clicks

by: yowhiteboyupinhere (08/23/2006)

Tec: Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from?
B-rad: Grand Theft Auto 3.
Tec: Word? Can I borrow that?
B-rad: You got a, uh, Playstation 2?
Tec: Nah, I got GameCast.
B-rad: GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got?
Tec: Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!
---Malibu's Most Wanted
TV/Movies
1,310 Clicks

by: slipknot0053100 (08/16/2006)

Peter: Wanna hear a riddle?
Brian: OK.
Peter: So a serial killer kidnaps two kids and tells the mom she can only keep one of them, which one does she let him kill?
Brian: Peter thats not a riddle, thats just horrible.
Peter: Wrong! The ugly one.

Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,271 Clicks

by: giggly gurl (08/16/2006)

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

-Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
TV/Movies
1,255 Clicks


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