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by: xoGAMERCHICKx3   (08/20/2008)

Lois: Come on, sweetie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite.
Stewie: SHUT UP! I know it's not gonna bite, stupid, what a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron, it doesn't have to bite you!

~Family Guy
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by: ??????????   (08/02/2008)

Cathy: Why'd you call yourself Voltron?
Dave: I don't know. Maybe cause it's super badass!
Cathy: You're weird.
Dave: Hells, yeah, I am.
-Hot Rod
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1,325 Clicks
by: breakitdown1990   (08/02/2008)

"This is the part where you run away...."
-Shrek
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by: kate28   (07/12/2008)

"'Hug it out, bitch.'
That is what men say to each other after a fight, they hug it out. In doing so they just let it go, and walk away, and they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I've found. Doesn't translate." -Michael Scott,
The Office
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by: fallenangel47859   (07/12/2008)

Taking the hobbits to Isengard. BRB.
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by: ??????????   (07/12/2008)

Seth: You know when you hear girls say "Ah, i was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have slept with that guy."
We could be that mistake! -Superbad
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by: homersimpson235   (07/07/2008)

Pignose: He doesn't like you.
Chris: Sorry.
Pignose: I don't like you either.
Chris: You don't even know me!
Pignose: You know, that's fair. My name's Pignose and this is my brother-in-law, Scott. He's visiting from Hoth.
Scott: I don't know why they call it Hoth. They should call it Coldth.
Pignose: Settle down now.
Scott: I'm up after the band.

- Family Guy: Blue Harvest
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1,314 Clicks
by: Kawaii4tw   (06/20/2008)

"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift, and that is why we call it The Present."

-Kung Fu Panda
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by: Korei Ryuu   (06/20/2008)

::Green Goblin flips over a building and lands on his glider as it crashes through the building::

Spiderman: "Okay, wow. Just... Wow."

-Spectacular Spiderman
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1,313 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (06/17/2008)

"Hey! Wall crawling's my shtick! You start web spinning and I'll sue!!"

-Spectacular Spider-Man
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1,313 Clicks
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