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by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
--The Simpsons
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1,300 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
--The Simpsons
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1,300 Clicks

by: XSwitThisX (09/28/2006)

"I can't believe you can't believe you came on my mom, you have to be the biggest pervert ever."

-Grandma's Boy
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1,300 Clicks

by: XSwitThisX (09/28/2006)

"Dude, what are you 8?"
"Atleast I have my own bed?"
"Dude, your bed is a car."
"YEAH, bit it's a f@#kin' sweet car!!"

-Grandma's Boy
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1,300 Clicks

by: helloshangjr (09/25/2006)

Peter:I mean special as in Special K. Speaking of which, what happened to Kay Ballard? Did you know when you have a cold and say mallard, it sounds like ballard?
Brian:Do you even think when you talk?
Peter:Eh, I drift in and out.
-Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: ivyriddle22 (09/25/2006)

Me I'm just dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for becasue you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
-Johnny Depp, POTC
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1,300 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (09/25/2006)

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
-Family Guy
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1,301 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (09/25/2006)

Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
-Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: FlyNavy87 (09/25/2006)

Why we can't get oil from Alaska:
"So you're saying that caribous are more important than my SUV."
-Steven Colbert
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1,300 Clicks

by: ynkeefan1992 (09/19/2006)

Mr. Creedy: DIE! Why won't you die?!
V: Because under this mask there is more than flesh, there are ideas. And ideas, Mr. Creedy, are bulletproof.

V for Vendetta
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1,300 Clicks


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