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by: Lil Eli (11/06/2006)

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
--The Simpsons
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1,252 Clicks

by: jakskell93 (11/06/2006)

Jacl: I gotta jar of dirt, and guess what's in it!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
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1,262 Clicks

by: xkinkyxkittiex (11/06/2006)

Davey Jones: Can you live with yourself Jack? Can you live with condemning an innocent man - a friend - to a life of solitude?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I'm good with it.

Pirates of the Carrabean:Dead Mans Chest
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1,255 Clicks

by: musicfreaklara (10/20/2006)

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

-Derrick Zoolander, Zoolander
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1,332 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
--The Simpsons
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1,347 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! *AHHHH* *hits tree*
--The Simpsons
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1,255 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
--The Simpsons
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1,247 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Announcer: Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
Wiggum (checking): Well I'll be damned.

--Simpsons
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1,255 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfft. That's no reason to block the TV.
--Simpsons
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1,259 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
--The Simpsons
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1,261 Clicks


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