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by: anonymice   (11/26/2006)

Dude, meet me in Montana.
xoxo Jesus (H. Christ)

--The Simpsons
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1,252 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (11/06/2006)

"Alzheimer’s can't be all bad, you get to meet new people everyday"
Monty, Waiting...
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1,254 Clicks

by: taber112   (11/06/2006)

"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls it shall ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti"

-The Boondock Saints
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1,277 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (11/06/2006)

Doctor: Peter, that's not a growth. That's your penis.
Peter: Oh. Okay. But what abou--
Doctor: Testicles.
Peter: Oh.

-Family Guy
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1,256 Clicks

by: Meglet139   (11/06/2006)

The following is based on a true story.

Only the names, locations, and events have been changed.

Anchorman
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1,236 Clicks

by: Meglet139   (11/06/2006)

"Como estan bitches?"
~Ben Stiller, Anchorman
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1,236 Clicks

by: Me   (11/06/2006)

Hello %n , you don't know me but I know you... I want to play a game... You will have 3 hours to tunnle your way through this razor wire in 3 hours. After then, the door will close and your room will become your grave.................... How much blood will you shed to stay alive...? Let's find out %n ......... Let the games begin!
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1,272 Clicks

by: Lil Eli   (11/06/2006)

Homer: Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close
--The Simpsons
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1,253 Clicks

by: Lil Eli   (11/06/2006)

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
--The Simpsons
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1,252 Clicks

by: Lil Eli   (11/06/2006)

Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going?

--The Simpsons
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1,236 Clicks


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