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by: parodiemist (12/18/2006)

"They call em fingers, but I never seem em fing. Oh, there they go!"
-Otto, The Simpsons
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1,300 Clicks

by: cody89swish (12/18/2006)

"You know there is always one person out there for everyone. In some cases there are two people for one person. I call that the jackpot."
Vince Vaughn, Dodgeball
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1,300 Clicks

by: Bucketsrock123 (12/18/2006)

"Kiss my black ass!"
Cartman, South Park
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1,300 Clicks

by: Me (12/18/2006)

Clevland: Peter doesn't look to happy.
Quagmire: Yeah, let's fix him up with another lemon sno-cone.
(Clevland, Quagmire and Joe laugh)
Peter: No thanks guys, in fact the last one didn't even taste like... oh you guys are asses.
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1,300 Clicks

by: adfuzz6 (12/18/2006)

"Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man! Hi I'm Al Harrington, president and CEO of Al Harrington's wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man emporium and warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error, I'm now currently overstocked with wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to youuu!!! Attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbors! African American? Hail a cab! Testify in church, or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are! So come on down to Al Harrington's wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man emporium and warehouse, Route 2 in WEEKAPOG!!!"
-Family Guy
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1,301 Clicks

by: Serpento (12/18/2006)

Wilson: "Do you really think being smug makes you better looking?"
House: "It was either this or highlights. Smugness is easier to maintain."
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1,300 Clicks

by: bitchtits (12/12/2006)

I am Jack's smirking revenge.
- Narrator, Fight Club
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1,300 Clicks

by: impulsekid (11/26/2006)

The bible says, thou shalt not kill...BUT HEAR THIS...FUUUCK THAAAT SHIIIT!
-Jarhead
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1,302 Clicks

by: in2007cya (11/26/2006)

Disney's Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs is one of many examples of the Walt Disney's obsession with drugs. Snow White was cocaine, and the seven dwarves were the symptoms of stages of cocaine addiction: sleep/wake patterns (sleepy), mood swings (happy, grumpy), alteration of personality (dopey, bashful), and allergies (sneezy) -- eventually necessitating a trip to the doc.
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1,301 Clicks

by: glmxpx08 (11/26/2006)

"Marge...it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen!"

Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
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1,301 Clicks


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