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by: Mario_Freak4 (01/16/2007)

"Heh heh Lois Lois look, it's the two symbols of the Republican Party. An elephant and a fat white guy who's afraid of change."
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,302 Clicks

by: Mario_Freak4 (01/16/2007)

Peter: Yep, we are now our own nation. I was going to name it Peterland but the gay bar near the airport already took that one.
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (01/12/2007)

Chappelle: No man, I cant accept this money man....
Wayne Brady: Dave, man you are way too up tight. Here man, smoke this.
Chappelle: no man, thats ok, I'm fine....
Wayne Brady: No, come on, it'll make you feel better.
Chappelle: No man, I dont want to...
Wayne Brady: This is not an option nigga, if you do not smoke this then we have a problem!
[Chappelle takes the pipe hesitently]
Wayne Brady: This aint no after-school special, now smoke it.
[Chappelle smokes and coughs]
Wayne Brady: Man Dave, I didnt know you liked to get wet.
[Dave looks at him puzzled]
Wayne Brady: That's PCP, angel dust, Sherman Helmsley, love boat, ashy larry. ... [Dave passes out]
TV/Movies
1,331 Clicks

by: Laura.Endyke (01/12/2007)

"Meg... Who let you back in the house?"

- Peter, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks

by: SportskidPUD8 (01/12/2007)

Peter: "Hey Stewie, wanna go swimming?"
Stewie: "Go.....Away.....Fatman....."

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,305 Clicks

by: coolkid7904 (01/12/2007)

Quagmire singing: Hello Mrs. Griffen, it's your neighbor Quagmire. Now that Peter's retarded I hear you have some needs. Giggity.

-Quagmire, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,303 Clicks

by: sephiroth (01/12/2007)

Peter: oh man i hope that thing where i can't control the volume of my voice doesn't happen. (opens door)

Mr.Weed (in cuban accent): Hello Peter how r u?

Peter (yelling):FINE!! (in whispering tone) Please come in.

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,302 Clicks

by: Dan (01/12/2007)

Things I Learned From Family Guy:

-A Quahog is a clam
-Firetrucks are red
-Dogs and babies can talk, listen to them
-Death is no good with the ladies
-Nudists are people too
-When you are beautiful, doors magically open for you
-Don't take coupons from giant chickens
-Greased up guys are impossible to catch
-Don't accept popsicles from old men
- Evil monkeys aren't as evil as they look
-Pimples are very evil
- Purgatory isn't great, but it's not bad either
- Everything works out if you do whatever you want
- Don't trust people in checkered suits
- Don't buy volcano insurance
- You can't eat a stapler
- TV is freakin' sweet
- Petitions actually work
TV/Movies
1,339 Clicks

by: adfuzz6 (01/12/2007)

Saul: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...

Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras.

Danny: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.

Saul: Yeah well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?

(everyone pauses and turns to Danny)

Danny: .....Yeah.

Saul: Oh. Ok.


Ocean's Eleven, 2001
TV/Movies
1,318 Clicks

by: meredith (12/18/2006)

"You know how I know you're gay? I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once."
- 40 Year Old Virgin
TV/Movies
1,309 Clicks


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