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by: Anonymous (03/03/2007)

Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you!
Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Janice: Okay...
Jeremy Grey: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.

~Wedding Crashers
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1,300 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (03/03/2007)

"Bart, I know you want that game, but not everyone gets what they want. I remember when I was a little boy and I wanted this football game so bad. I begged my father for that game, and he bought it for me and it was the best day of my life."

~Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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1,300 Clicks

by: Anonymous (02/15/2007)

Pick me,
Choose me,
Love me,
~Merideth Grey, Grey's Anatomy
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1,300 Clicks

by: Constapatedape (01/16/2007)

"Oh...why thank you tinkle fairy!"
-Adam West, Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: jimmymailman1010 (01/16/2007)

"Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at when you talk to them!"
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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1,300 Clicks

by: LilAznRappa (01/16/2007)

Judge: You've been sent to 24 months of prison. *loud smack*
Peter: Oh no.
Lois: Oh no.
Megan: Oh no.
Bryan: Oh no.
Koolaid man: *runs through wall* Oh yea!
*steps out of wall*
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1,302 Clicks

by: dourdance333 (01/16/2007)

Sex Panther, 60% of the time it works all the time.
-Anchorman
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1,300 Clicks

by: CS (01/16/2007)

I mean, if you could go back in time and stop Hitler, would you do it? I personally wouldn't because I think he is totally awesome, but would you stop him?
-Cartman, South Park
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1,300 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (01/16/2007)

"Did you just drink that?"
"Mmhmmm!"
"That was nitroglycerine! Just don't move.. Don't breathe.. Don't do anything! Except pray... Maybe.."
-The Lost City of Atlantis
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1,300 Clicks

by: adfuzz6 (01/16/2007)

"Wow, a wooden plane. It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!"
-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks


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