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by: PlatypusNinja34 (05/22/2007)

Chunk: In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
-The Goonies
TV/Movies
1,433 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (05/22/2007)

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You don't know anything about me.
(runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,240 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (05/22/2007)

Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in.
(Flashback to Vietnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,295 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (05/22/2007)

Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harassment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,261 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (05/22/2007)

"Day, night, afternoon.... Who gives a damn! Get the sake!"
-Kill Bill Volume 1
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1,261 Clicks

by: cartman8081 (05/22/2007)

Flippin' sweet!
-Napoleon Dynamite
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1,249 Clicks

by: mohr365 (05/10/2007)

All right look, there's only one Return, okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
-Randell, Clerks 2
TV/Movies
1,268 Clicks

by: coolmike699 (05/10/2007)

"Wow! Check out the rack on... Mom?"
-Chris Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,236 Clicks

by: the big guy (05/10/2007)

Doc: Well you know what thay say. People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships
Rocco: You know Doc I gotta buy you like a proverb book or something. This mix-and-match sh*t's got to go
Connor: I mean, A penny saved is worth 2 in a bush, Isn't it?
Murphy: And dont cross the road, if you can't get out of this kitchen
-Boondock Saints
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1,284 Clicks

by: usmc8882 (05/07/2007)

"What's that ringing? Do I have a tumor?"
-Grandma's Boy
TV/Movies
1,247 Clicks


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