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XSwitThisX
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06/22/2007
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" Alright Lou, I get it, I get it.....Sh*t I lost it"
-Tyler Durden,
Fight Club
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jbird
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06/22/2007
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Frankenstein: Igor, sit down
*Igor sits on ground*
Frankenstein: No, up here
Igor: Oh, thank you, sir
Frankenstein: Now, Igor, the brain you gave me, it wasn't Hans Delbruck's, was it?
Igor (looking around guiltily): No, sir, it wasn't
Frankenstein: Ah, good! Tell me now, whose brain was it? Igor: And you won't get angry?
Frankenstein: No, I will NOT GET ANGRY.
Igor: Aby someone
Frankenstein: Aby someone?
Igor: Yes, I believe that is what the label said. Maybe Aby Normal.
Frankenstein: Aby Normal. Are you telling me that I put an ABNORMAL brain into a seven foot long, 50 inch wide, monster?
Igor: Yes, I believe that's the case.
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Bob Goo
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06/22/2007
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Hi there, I'm Clint Eastwood, otherwise known as Dirty Harry. I don't appreciate being disturbed by lame fans while I'm around. I also happen to be holding a .44 magnum. So I'm going to ask you this once and only once to get you off my back. "Do you feel lucky punk? Well? Do you? "
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awexome
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06/22/2007
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Meg Griffin: Dad, I'm sorry I have to say this, but... you're a fat ass who's completely incapable of performing the simplest tasks. But, you're also my father, and you're the only one I'll ever have. So I'm not gonna fire you. Mr. Penisberg, I quit.
Peter Griffin [about to burst out laughing]: "Penisberg"?!
Mr. Penisberg: Yeah, yeah, get it all out of your system.
~Family Guy
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Jenny20
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06/22/2007
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Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that.
-Rocky Balboa
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bender0610
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06/22/2007
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Bender: "Ya, I was God once."
God: "I know, you were doing fine until everyone died."
-Futurama
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cooljc57
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06/22/2007
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"Oh, don't tell me about family suffering, my son went down to earth once, I don't know what u people did to him, but he hasn't been the same since."
~God,
The Simpsons
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tacoswrtzeneger
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06/12/2007
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I like to imagine Jesus with wings, singin' lead vocals for Lynard Skynard, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk.
-Cal Naughton Jr.
Talladega Nights, The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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DSM3R
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06/09/2007
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Hermes: I'M GONNA JUMP!!
Bender: Do a flip!
-Futurama
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Lil Eli
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05/31/2007
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Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
-Family Guy
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