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by: ?????????? (12/31/2008)

Eddie: You know that metal plate in my head?
Clark: How could i forget?
Eddie: Well I had to have it replaced because every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
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1,261 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (12/31/2008)

"I smell cake!"
-Super Buu
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1,249 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (12/09/2008)

Dewey: And then the monster started growling at me, so I threw rocks at him, and I killed him, and then he started flying around on rocket boots, and I got to ride inside his head, and now the monster's my friend, and we wen - and we went to get Slurpees.
Reese: You did not! You just lied!!
Hal: Reese, if that's what Dewey says happened then there's no reason to argue about it.
Reese: But no one believes I beat the last level in Mortal Kombat!
Hal: Because that's just ridiculous. No one beats Sub-Zero.
-Malcolm in the Middle
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1,366 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (10/22/2008)

"Laverne, would you go ahead and thank What's-His-Name for me?"
"Jesus?"
"That's him."

Dr. Cox, Scrubs
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1,256 Clicks

by: atckoolkid (09/29/2008)

We MUST stop ManBearPig!
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1,268 Clicks

by: caboose0894 (09/29/2008)

"The Human Torch was denied a bank loan"

-Ron Burgandy (Anchorman)
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1,257 Clicks

by: ?????????? (09/29/2008)

Chuck: I'm Jewish, I don't wanna piss my mother off.
Larry: I'm Catholic, I don't wanna piss Mel Gibson off.

-I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
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1,260 Clicks

by: ?????????? (09/29/2008)

Ferris Bueller: Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

-Ferris Buellers Day Off
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1,254 Clicks

by: abailey323 (08/20/2008)

Mr Mackey: Little Matt is being treated at the hospital right now
Mrs. Cartman: Eric how could you do that!?
Cartman: I'm sorry i handcuffed Matt's leg to a flagpole
Mr Mackey: That is not the point!
Cartman: Fine, fine, I'm sorry i handcuffed Matt's leg to the flagpole then gave him a hacksaw then told him that i poisened his lunch milk and the only way to get to the antidote was to cut through his leg

~Southpark
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1,440 Clicks

by: ?????????? (08/20/2008)

Lois: "I figured I could be kind of like Hilary Clinton. Except..you know...without the penis"
~Family Guy
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1,261 Clicks


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