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by: like wtf its ash (06/22/2007)

Jim Cunningham: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...
Donnie Darko: You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the f*cking Antichrist.
~Donnie Darko
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1,397 Clicks

by: ...uh, oh... (06/22/2007)

Ron: I'm in a glass case of emotion!!
-Anchorman
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1,236 Clicks

by: Serpento (06/22/2007)

"Hey, that's my driving gun!"
Murderface, Metalocalypse
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1,263 Clicks

by: Serpento (06/22/2007)

Dr. Rockso: "This video was banned from music television, 'cause you can see my junk through my jumpsuit."
Murderface: "I believe that is a practice known as freeballin'."
Metalocalypse
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1,276 Clicks

by: KellyTaylor (06/22/2007)

"Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew"
-Talladega Nights
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1,269 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (06/22/2007)

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze."
~Family Guy
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1,378 Clicks

by: BigC21 (06/22/2007)

Oh wow! It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip!
-Fry, Futurama
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1,270 Clicks

by: KyLiE (06/22/2007)

Jack: Well, I'm not a therapist, but I do own a monocle...
-Will and Grace
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1,260 Clicks

by: CammyCool315 (06/22/2007)

Harry Potter once asked Hermione if he could put his 'Sorcerer's Stone' in her 'Chamber Of Secrets'
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1,279 Clicks

by: T-Shirt (06/22/2007)

Except for the guns, murders, terrorist plots, cursing, drugs, shootings, political turmoil, spies, nuclear bombings, fatal diseases, death, grotesque injuries, back stabbing, lies, and over-all violence, 24 is actually a really wholesome and educational show.
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1,274 Clicks


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