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by: cheetahbabe85 (08/14/2007)

See the salt on this pretzel? Look up at the stars! Now some people think that they stars are just balls of hot gas. But I think it's God's salt....and maybe God's just waiting to eat us.
-Can't Hardly Wait
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1,301 Clicks

by: Vixen Devi (08/14/2007)

"What, you just deciiide that I'm drunk? You can't deciiide. I make that decision. That decision is mine and gods.... Rodger that."
-Meatwad, ATHF Ep 20.
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1,301 Clicks

by: south park (08/14/2007)

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would YOU like to go suck my balls?
(The whole class gasps)
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually, what I said was....(grabs a megaphone and talks out of it) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?

~South Park
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1,300 Clicks

by: ih3artagrambam (08/06/2007)

"My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food"
-Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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1,300 Clicks

by: streetstyle26 (08/01/2007)

Smurf #1: Yo, Smurf, that party last night was freakin', Smurf!

Smurf #2: You bet your smurf it was!

Smurf #1: Hey, I saw you leaving with Smurfette.

Smurf #2: Yeah. Right when we left the party, she started smurfin' me.

Smurf #2: Shut the smurf up! Right in the smurfing parking lot?

Smurf #2: Oh, yeah.

Smurf #1: That's freakin' smurf!

Smurf #2: You betcha.

Smurf #1: Freakin' smurf.
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1,311 Clicks

by: shoft (08/01/2007)

"My wife's vah-geen, it hang like sleeve of wizard."
-Borat
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1,306 Clicks

by: like wtf its ash (06/22/2007)

Donnie Darko: You are such a f*ckass.
Elizabeth Darko: Did you just call me a f*ckass? You can go suck a f*ck.
Donnie Darko: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f*ck?
~Donnie Darko
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1,305 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (06/22/2007)

Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
~Family Guy
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1,317 Clicks

by: GREDGT (06/22/2007)

DANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!!!!
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1,300 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (06/22/2007)

Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
-Family Guy
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1,301 Clicks


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