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by: meowmix666 (09/02/2007)

"It's a reverse vampire, it craves light."
Mastershake - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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1,306 Clicks

by: ruler of the universe (08/30/2007)

'Spiderpig, Spiderpig. Does whatever a Spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Looook oooouut, he is a Spiderpig.'
--Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie
TV/Movies
1,302 Clicks

by: rex (08/22/2007)

Meredith: They're everywhere. All the time. Izzie's all perky and George does this thing where he's helpful and considerate. They share food, and they say things, and they move things, and they breathe. Ugh, they're like, happy.
Cristina: Kick them out.
Meredith: I can't kick them out, they just moved in. I asked them to move in.
Cristina: So what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted place until one day you snap and you kill them?
Meredith: Yep.
Cristina: This is why we are friends.

~ Grey's Anatomy
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1,316 Clicks

by: bored2death (08/21/2007)

I look up to you :) ..... because you let me down :(
-Lisa, The Simpsons
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1,302 Clicks

by: DKMster (08/21/2007)

Bill Engvall: (finishing off "Here's Your Sign")
But the best one... The best one I've seen yet happened in Los Angeles, California. I got stuck behind a big rig that wedged his trailer up underneath an overpass and me and the trucker are waiting on the side of the road on the tow truck driver. Well, the highway patrolman pulls up and looks at the guy's rig and he looks at the trucker and I'm thinking, "Oh, Dear God, he can't say it," 'cause I'll start laughing. Sure enough, he goes, "You get your truck stuck?" And God bless this trucker, without missing a beat, he goes: "Nope. I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas. Here's your sign."

-Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
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1,329 Clicks

by: ?????????? (08/21/2007)

Bartleby Gaines: Glen since when have you been working at the Kwik and Stop?
Glen: since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to.
Bartleby Gaines: why what happened?
Glen: some political crap. I got a zero on my SAT's.
Sherman Schrader: you do know you get 600 points just for signing your name, right?
Glen: ...aw DAMNIT!

~Accepted
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1,306 Clicks

by: K-Rod (08/21/2007)

Homer: Life isn't complete without beer!
-Homer, The Simpsons
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1,300 Clicks

by: Kagan113 (08/21/2007)

Tom: Let's go to Ollie with the black-you-weather report. Ollie.
Ollie: It's rainin sideways!
Tom: Sounds rough Ollie. Do you have an umbrella?
Ollie: Had one!
Tom: Where is it?
Ollie: Inside out two miles away!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Ollie: Bring me some soup!
Tom: What kind.
Ollie: Chunky!

~Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,305 Clicks

by: ?????????? (08/14/2007)

I want to learn how to blow up sh*t with my mind.
-Freaky student, Accepted
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1,301 Clicks

by: ?????????? (08/14/2007)

Glen: That's 74-million dollars.
Rory: It's a million dollars Glen.
Glen: Yeah... In human dollars.
-Accepted
TV/Movies
1,300 Clicks


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