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by: bored2death (10/15/2007)

Marge: Whatever happened to Please and Thank-you?
Homer: I think they killed each other; you know one of them murder-suicide deals.

-The Simpsons
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1,243 Clicks

by: bored2death (10/08/2007)

Marge: Oooh instead of a stamp museum, we'll be next door to a graveyard...
Homer: Look at the bright side, Marge. If I die, you can mourn me from the Bathroom. Thats Multitasking
Marge: hmhmmm

-The Simpsons
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1,260 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (10/08/2007)

Detective Spooner: I thought you were dead.
Sonny: Technically, I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.

-I, Robot
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1,259 Clicks

by: tinalovesmike (09/11/2007)

When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.
-Carol Connelly, As Good As It Gets
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1,258 Clicks

by: tinalovesmike (09/11/2007)

I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends.
-Penny Lane, Almost Famous
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1,254 Clicks

by: tinalovesmike (09/11/2007)

After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
-Anna Scott, Notting Hill
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1,275 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (09/10/2007)

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

~Family Guy
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1,257 Clicks

by: Elle (09/10/2007)

Judd Apatow: "How do you feel about profanity?"
Stephen Colbert: "I think it's bullsh*t"
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1,254 Clicks

by: dragonfly5489 (09/10/2007)

"I KNOW SOMETHING STUPID WE CAN DO....anyone got a bowling ball?"
Kelso, That 70's Show
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1,253 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (09/10/2007)

Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
Stewie (flips notepad): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile... but you have smelly dog farts.

~Family Guy
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1,283 Clicks


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