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by: TruThugz19 (11/15/2007)

Make my day Jew!

~Borat
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1,238 Clicks

by: TruThugz19 (11/15/2007)

Tom: Now to Ollie for the weather tomorrow, Ollie?
Ollie: (screaming) It's gon' rain!

~Family Guy
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1,251 Clicks

by: ?????????? (11/15/2007)

Kyle: Cartman, I really don't like what your doing.
Cartman: I'm listening.
Kyle: You see, I normally don't like your ideas but this one is worse. I think that if you do join the Special Olympics to win money that you will go to hell. So I think it's my job as your friend to tell people what you're doing and stop you.
Cartman: Well Kyle, I appreciate you being so direct and I see where you're coming from. But you really have a warped view on things because you're Jewish. Now Kyle, you haven't gone to see Mel Gibson's film The Passion but...
Kyle: I didn't come to talk about The Passion.
Cartman: Let me finish. If you had seen The Passion you would know that hell is reserved for the Jews, and all those who don't accept Christ. So it is actually me who is worried about your soul.

~South Park
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1,374 Clicks

by: ?????????? (11/15/2007)

Butters: Eric, I don't think this is a very good idea.
Cartman: I know it's not. It's an awesome idea.

~South Park
TV/Movies
1,266 Clicks

by: ?????????? (11/15/2007)

Happy Gilmore: I hold two hockey records. First one is most time in the penalty box. Also, I'm the only person ever to take off my skate during a game and try to stab someone with it.

~Happy Gilmore
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1,273 Clicks

by: Daniel Goldberg (11/15/2007)

I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!!! (sobs)

-Ron Burgundy: Anchorman
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1,250 Clicks

by: Startaro (10/29/2007)

They're Pinky and the Brain.
Yes, Pinky and the Brain.
One is a genius,
The other's insane.

--Pinky and the Brain
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1,258 Clicks

by: ~DW~ (10/24/2007)

Father- "You helping the Cable Guy out pal?"

Son- "Actually he's a Verizon FiOS Tech. He brings Fiber Optics straight to your door, on three different spectrum of light. You've got your 13-10, your 14-90, and the 15-50."

FiOS Tech "And the Light is so clean its +20 D.B. hot, it's true quam".
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1,261 Clicks

by: bored2death (10/17/2007)

Homer: 2,4,6,8 I hate stamps, they aren't great! 7,4,3,1.... ooh wait that's my pin number. Everyone forget that.
*everyone pulls out pen and paper*

-The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1,257 Clicks

by: bored2death (10/15/2007)

Skinner: You know Julian, its no surprise you became such a success. You always got straight A's in school.
Julian: Well I remember getting a B or two in math.
Skinner: Hahaha well of course you did, YOU'RE A GIRL.
*audience gasps*
Skinner: No, all I meant was from what I see, boys are better at math, science, the real subjects. There that should put the matter behind us.
*pissed off audience gasps*

-The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1,377 Clicks


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