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by: sxhmtpa (01/03/2008)

"When one panda sticks his willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a sad panda."
~Sexual Harassment Panda, South Park
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1,303 Clicks

by: javanick28 (12/09/2007)

Bonnie Swanson: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter Griffin: Oh he's not even kicking. Kick, Joe, kick!
Lois Griffin: Peter he's a parapalegic!
Peter Griffin: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick, Joe, kick!

~Family Guy
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1,301 Clicks

by: Shaved Beverage (12/06/2007)

"I can't talk to you right now. I'm far too busy being delicious!"
-Judge Fudge, Drawn Together
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1,302 Clicks

by: awesome (12/06/2007)

Drake: Look, man, I am FAILING gym alright? I have to win that dance contest so I can get the extra credit and pass!
Josh: Well, I want the extra credit so I can finally be number 1 in my class instead of Mindy! I'm tired of being number 2! Number 2 stinks!
Drake: *giggles* Haha, number 2 stinks!
Josh: GROW UP!

~Dance Contest, Drake and Josh
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1,302 Clicks

by: zaqsaw (12/06/2007)

Nowhere have I felt so much pity as I do for those middle aged idiots who dress up as Teletubies...
except maybe for the viewers
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1,302 Clicks

by: Anonymous (12/06/2007)

Brick Tamland: Any moment now, a stork will come in with the new baby panda. Let's just see if I can see what's going on there. [looks through the crowd at the panda giving birth] Oh God... [starts crying] No... I don't understand...

~Anchorman
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1,302 Clicks

by: javanick28 (12/06/2007)

I've moved to Narnia. I'll tell you when I'm done unpacking...Sh*t! These crazy goats won't leave me alone!
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by: MrMoo2u55 (12/06/2007)

[Bender after being thrown out of Luna Park]
Fine! I'll start my own theme park...wiiith blackjack...aaaand hookers! In fact, forget the theme park!

~Futurama
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1,305 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (11/27/2007)

Adam: You know what my favorite part of this show is?
Jamie: ...Talking?

-MythBusters
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1,305 Clicks

by: ?????????? (11/27/2007)

Stan: Jimmy can you go talk to Wendy for me. And be poetic. Actually, tell her she's a continuing source of inspiration for me.

Jimmy: Wendy, Stan says you're a cont, cont, cont,...

Wendy: Well tell Kyle to f**k off

Jimmy: Cont, cont, continuing source of inspiration for him.

Stan: What did she say?

Jimmy: She just walked off.

~South Park
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