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by: BleachedBlade (02/12/2008)

Out killing hollows... Please leave you message with the mod soul.
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1,300 Clicks

by: MrMoo2u55 (02/04/2008)

Bender: I can't deliver the package, it's Robbanukkah
Fry: Robbanukkah? Is this another scheme to get free yammikas?
~Futurama
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1,306 Clicks

by: K-Rod (02/04/2008)

Ralph: When I grow up I want to be a butterfly or a caterpillar.
~The Simpsons
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1,301 Clicks

by: Lenvil (02/04/2008)

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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1,300 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/04/2008)

J.D.: ..High school was hard.
Dr. Kelso: ...Oh, I'm sorry sport. I was thinking about soup.

-Scrubs
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1,306 Clicks

by: Anonymous (01/29/2008)

"I am a BOY, Damon!"
-Money Mike, Friday After Next
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1,300 Clicks

by: sholter187 (01/29/2008)

"Kill all humans, must kill all humans, hey sexy mama wanna kill all humans?"
-Bender, Futurama
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1,307 Clicks

by: Anonymous (01/29/2008)

"No wonder you hate this show. You're everything we make fun of! You're a Jewish conservative pro-life born-again overweight Asian homophobic lesbian broad who cuts herself!"
-Spanky the Ham, Drawn Together
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1,305 Clicks

by: Jturpin007 (01/03/2008)

I want a Beener Driving the Home Depot car!!!!

People say to me "Why do you always make it about race Carlos?"

Because race is Funny

A black guy driving in NASCAR...not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide...not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima...Hilarious!!!

A black guy driving a car sponsored by Church's Chicken...I don't care what you say!!!!!

Carlos Mencia - No Strings Attached
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1,311 Clicks

by: MrMoo2u55 (01/03/2008)

Fry: Wow!...A real live robot! Or is that some kind of crummy new-year's costume
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag

~Futurama
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1,305 Clicks


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