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by: inluvwevery1butu (03/11/2008)

"Alright, the beers are here."
"Yeah, not gonna make it."
"Oh come on! We agreed!...Did Marshall take his pants off?"
"Yeah, pants are off."
"This is Wimbledon Ted! I need the freedom and mobility that only underwear can provide! Cheerio."

-HIMYM
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1,251 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"'Peace. Be still.' Thats what he said."

You know what? Peace is always still around me 'cause I keeps me what they call a piece of steel. 'Long as you got a piece of steel, you gonna have peace. Load your steel. Thank you Jesus.

-Madea, Diary of a Mad Black Woman
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1,263 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"Nice kid. Baaaaaad judge of character."

-The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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1,263 Clicks

by: Meesha (02/12/2008)

"When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar"

Ralph -The Simpsons
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1,270 Clicks

by: SmexySouljaGurl (02/12/2008)

Peter: Now for the Hourly Side Boob

Peter:(shows lifeguards big side boob) Look at this side boob

Peter:(shows a lady in a silver dress showing her big side boob)What about this side boob

Peter: (shows flappy man side boob) Check out this side boob,does this turn ya on? Well it shouldn't cause thats my side boob.

Lois: The Side boob hour!?!?!

Peter: Yea

-Family Guy
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1,291 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"Merry christmas to all, and to all: shut the hell up."

-Family Guy
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1,253 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"I'm fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called, 'Bring Back the Porn.'"

-Dr. Cox, Scrubs
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1,261 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"...it's like sex with Kobe Bryant. You can kick and scream all you want, but it's.. it's gonna happen."

-Family Guy
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1,256 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"I'd make you swear on a bible, but I know how contact with holy stuff makes your skin sizzle."

Dr. Cox, Scrubs
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1,256 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"Laverne, do you ever notice that in hospitals that even though you're surrounded by like hundreds of people, it's still so easy to get lost in your own thoughts...?"
"Have you been drinking?"

-Scrubs
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1,252 Clicks


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