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by: ?????????? (05/02/2008)

Bartleby Gaines: Remember that time we had to steal my mom's birth control pills?
Sherman Schrader: Yeah, and then Lizzie was born.
Bartleby Gaines: It's worse than that.

-Accepted

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1,308 Clicks

by: PrettyPINK 1123 (03/31/2008)

She may look like your average slut faced hoe bag, but in reality, she's much worse.

-Mean Girls

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1,320 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (03/31/2008)

"Did you just say a 'rain dance'?"
"Yes."
"A RAIN dance."
"Yes."
"A dance to make it RAIN."
"Yes."
*slap*
*slap*
*catfight*
"No we are NOT!"
"YES we are!"
"Ted! You are forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it is NOT a good look for me!"

-HIMYM

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1,303 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (03/21/2008)

"Sheldon, think this through, you're going to ask Howard to choose between sex, and Halo."
"No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems."
"You're right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms, and human contact." *rolls eyes*
"My point." -Big Bang Theory

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1,307 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (03/11/2008)

"I'm like Cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other."

-Breakfast at Tiffany's

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1,304 Clicks

by: Anonymous (03/11/2008)

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"--so long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

-Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

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1,306 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (03/11/2008)

"Question."
"Yes Barney, your submissions were received, and no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants."
*collective "Aww"*
"But you enjoyed the e-vite, right?" *grins*
"That was an actual picture of my pants."

-HIMYM

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1,305 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/11/2008)

"I am a BOY, Damon!"

-Money Mike, Friday After Next

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1,300 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (03/11/2008)

Lily: Go home Ted!
Ted: Okay.
Lily: He’s going home.
Barney: He’s so not going home.
Marshall: I can't believe you just told him that!
Barney: Lily, here is what you just said – Ted, whatever you do, don't go up there, there is a beautiful girl who wants to have sex with you!
Marshall: And then she's going to make you some delicious juice!

-HIMYM

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1,317 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (03/11/2008)

"Where'd you get the coconut?"
"We found them."
"FOUND them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, this is a temperate zone."
"The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or plumber may seek warmer climes in the winter, yet these are not strangers to our land!"
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!"

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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1,328 Clicks

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