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by: Anonymous   (03/11/2004)

Dear Auntie Am,

      Hate You. Hate Kansas. Took the dog with me.

          Yours Truly,
        Dorothy
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by: Anonymous   (03/12/2004)

"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm going to get you high today. Because it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
- Smokey, Friday
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by: Anonymous   (03/20/2004)

"Ms. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
- Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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by: Anonymous   (04/05/2005)

Oompa Loompa Oompadidoo... I'm watching TV instead of talking to you.
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by: Anonymous   (04/29/2005)

I think the last place I would like to be beamed is "up Scotty".
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by: Anonymous   (11/06/2006)

"Alzheimer’s can't be all bad, you get to meet new people everyday"
Monty, Waiting...
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by: Anonymous   (11/06/2006)

Doctor: Peter, that's not a growth. That's your penis.
Peter: Oh. Okay. But what abou--
Doctor: Testicles.
Peter: Oh.

-Family Guy
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by: Anonymous   (03/11/2008)

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"--so long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

-Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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by: Anonymous   (02/15/2007)

Pick me,
Choose me,
Love me,
~Merideth Grey, Grey's Anatomy
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by: Anonymous   (06/01/2008)

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus the Powerpuff girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!
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