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Anonymous
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03/11/2004
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Dear Auntie Am,
Hate You. Hate Kansas. Took the dog with me.
Yours Truly,
Dorothy
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Anonymous
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03/12/2004
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"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm going to get you high today.
Because it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!
"
- Smokey,
Friday
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Anonymous
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03/20/2004
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"Ms. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
- Ralph Wiggum,
The Simpsons
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Anonymous
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04/05/2005
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Oompa Loompa Oompadidoo... I'm watching TV instead of talking to you.
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Anonymous
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04/29/2005
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I think the
last
place I would like to be beamed is "up Scotty".
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Anonymous
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11/06/2006
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"Alzheimer’s can't be all bad, you get to meet new people everyday"
Monty,
Waiting...
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1,304
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Anonymous
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11/06/2006
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Doctor: Peter, that's not a growth. That's your penis.
Peter: Oh. Okay. But what abou--
Doctor: Testicles.
Peter: Oh.
-
Family Guy
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Anonymous
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03/11/2008
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"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"--so long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
-Lewis Carroll,
Alice in Wonderland
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1,306
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Anonymous
(
02/15/2007
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Pick me,
Choose me,
Love me,
~Merideth Grey,
Grey's Anatomy
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Anonymous
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06/01/2008
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus the Powerpuff girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!
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