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by: sdfadfaasdfa (09/22/2009)

You see, for me sex is a sport. Like racquetball. You play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat, and hope you don't get hit in the eye.
Dr. Cox, Scrubs
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1,265 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (08/12/2009)

"No. Im not listening to you, you're not even there!"
-Fight Club
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1,236 Clicks

by: BratzTV5 (07/27/2009)

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth handler you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!"
-Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons
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1,236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/26/2009)

"Okay. You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend, near FOUR HUNDRED GALLONS OF NITROGLYCRIN!!"

-Fight Club
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1,249 Clicks

by: blueglaceon (06/02/2009)

What do you do when you spot a Jigglypuff in the middle of a busy town?
Steal all the markers in the world and sell them for personal benefit (two of which would be: Money and no fakely drawn facial hair.)
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1,276 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/24/2009)

"Oh thank you RationalizationMan, you've saved the village."

-House
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1,236 Clicks

by: bored2death (02/24/2009)

Religion is not the opium of the masses. Religion is the placebo of the masses.

-House
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1,240 Clicks

by: peta2gurl (02/24/2009)

Bender: Are we boned?
Leela: Yeah, we're boned
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1,259 Clicks

by: Sped-Head13 (02/04/2009)

"I've been awake for over 24 hours. My wife and daughter are missing. I've been fired, arrested, shot, detained, beaten to a pulp, and found out 2 of my best friends are traitors. I'm pissed off and probably just a little crazy. I'll ask you again; DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE DAMN BOMB IS?" -Jack Baur, 24, Season 1
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1,287 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (01/11/2009)

"Have some whiskey, honey. Makes ya feel better!"
-The Liam Show
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1,236 Clicks


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