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by: Wowzerz (02/20/2008)

If you are reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER
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1,236 Clicks

by: xandikyynz (02/16/2008)

I arent here. 0.o
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1,236 Clicks

by: OhSnapSarasOn (02/12/2008)

I'm taking an icecream break bcuz im that hott and sexy... bbl
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1,282 Clicks

by: KIng Kong (02/12/2008)

Gone to teach ponies how to rescue other ponyies in need of rescuing
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1,255 Clicks

by: goterps1234 (02/12/2008)

y?
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1,236 Clicks

by: barnes (02/12/2008)

...stalker
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1,236 Clicks

by: goldbond318 (02/12/2008)

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
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1,249 Clicks

by: assface21 (02/06/2008)

I'm busier than a three-legged cat tryin to bury sh*t in a frozen lake.
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1,240 Clicks

by: sjmman94 (02/06/2008)

92% of teens have moved on to Rap, Dance, or R'n'B. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, make this your away message.
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1,256 Clicks

by: rescue53 (02/06/2008)

when i see u, I smile. when u talk, I'm speechless. when u walk, I stare. Hell. what can i say ..... retards amuse the crap outta me:-D
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1,270 Clicks


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