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by: sjmman94 (03/31/2008)

HOW THE HELL DO YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF???
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by: Korei Ryuu (03/26/2008)

The creators of GoneBuddy.com should hire me to update their site more often.

But alas..

That may never happen.
(So until they do hire me, Im going to be away)
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1,240 Clicks

by: zach (03/21/2008)

BrB my mom tripped over the cordless phone again
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1,262 Clicks

by: sjmman94 (03/18/2008)

look behind you! boobs!




most men will get to this part of the away message three minutes after the message originally appeared.
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1,236 Clicks

by: sjmman94 (02/20/2008)

93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, 'What was your first clue?', make this your away message.
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by: blond moments136 (02/20/2008)

Chillin wit the 3 most best ppl eva:
1.Me
2.Myself
and
3.I

***Call us!!!***
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by: sjmman94 (02/20/2008)

I really hate it when people leave away messages instead of just signing off!
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by: sjmman94 (02/20/2008)

Don't read this away message. You just read it didn't you?
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by: sjmman94 (02/20/2008)

Ok, ok, I got a joke...pft! It's a funny one.

knock knock



Did you just say 'Who's there?' You idiot, this is an away message!
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by: sjmman94 (02/20/2008)

I love you. 3 words that can F up ur life!
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