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by: sjmman94 (05/12/2008)

I'm so chill I'm like ice.....in the freezer?

Okay, I'm not chill, point taken.
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1,257 Clicks

by: sjmman94 (05/06/2008)

Why do you want to know what I'm doing?
Stalker...
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1,246 Clicks

by: buckboy121 (05/06/2008)

I a little busy tryng to find the meaning of life. I know I put it around here somewhere.
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1,236 Clicks

by: OhSnapSarasOn (04/24/2008)

Snack pack!
Vanilla and chocolate!
Snack Pack!
Get me a spoon!
Snack Pack!
Butterscotch and caramel!
Snack Pack!
OooooOOOOOoooooOOOOh!!!!!

hehemm...im... uh... getting some pudding while listening 2 Akon...
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1,265 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (04/24/2008)

Oh, great. I fed you and now you wont go away.
Maybe I can keep you as a pet..
Hmm..

Oh! %n 's a good name!
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by: Anonymous (04/17/2008)

I'm out rescuing a turtle from a tree. Yes a turtle from a tree. it all started one day when i was looking out my window and i saw two ravens sitting next to each other watching this baby turtle climb up the tree, jump off, flail around a bit, and then hit the ground. Every time the turtle hit the ground the ravens would wince. After about the fourth or fifth time the female raven turned to the male raven and said
"Honey, i think its time to tell our little boy that he's adopted."
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1,297 Clicks

by: atvfreak0622 (03/31/2008)

Hey....whenever you see a police man, never say "Hey, is that a 9mm? Ha! Thats nothing compared to my .22 magnum!" trust me im still at the cop station sortin things out
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by: michigan dragon85@aol.com (03/31/2008)

Can't you see that I'm away? Someone must not be the smartest...roll...in the box... Damn!
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by: sjmman94 (03/31/2008)

LOOKOUT FOR THE BUNNY-NINJAS!!! I'm at my psychiatrist's.
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by: sjmman94 (03/31/2008)

I think therefor I am... going to kill %n
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