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by: sjmman94 (05/12/2008)

I'm so chill I'm like ice.....in the freezer?

Okay, I'm not chill, point taken.
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by: sjmman94 (05/06/2008)

Why do you want to know what I'm doing?
Stalker...
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by: buckboy121 (05/06/2008)

I a little busy tryng to find the meaning of life. I know I put it around here somewhere.
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by: OhSnapSarasOn (04/24/2008)

Snack pack!
Vanilla and chocolate!
Snack Pack!
Get me a spoon!
Snack Pack!
Butterscotch and caramel!
Snack Pack!
OooooOOOOOoooooOOOOh!!!!!

hehemm...im... uh... getting some pudding while listening 2 Akon...
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by: Korei Ryuu (04/24/2008)

Oh, great. I fed you and now you wont go away.
Maybe I can keep you as a pet..
Hmm..

Oh! %n 's a good name!
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by: Anonymous (04/17/2008)

I'm out rescuing a turtle from a tree. Yes a turtle from a tree. it all started one day when i was looking out my window and i saw two ravens sitting next to each other watching this baby turtle climb up the tree, jump off, flail around a bit, and then hit the ground. Every time the turtle hit the ground the ravens would wince. After about the fourth or fifth time the female raven turned to the male raven and said
"Honey, i think its time to tell our little boy that he's adopted."
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1,313 Clicks

by: atvfreak0622 (03/31/2008)

Hey....whenever you see a police man, never say "Hey, is that a 9mm? Ha! Thats nothing compared to my .22 magnum!" trust me im still at the cop station sortin things out
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by: michigan dragon85@aol.com (03/31/2008)

Can't you see that I'm away? Someone must not be the smartest...roll...in the box... Damn!
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by: sjmman94 (03/31/2008)

LOOKOUT FOR THE BUNNY-NINJAS!!! I'm at my psychiatrist's.
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by: sjmman94 (03/31/2008)

I think therefor I am... going to kill %n
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