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by: Mitch (02/21/2004)

I am lost... I can not seem to find myself... Should i return without knowing where i am?... If i do, then where would i be?...
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1,250 Clicks

by: grrrrr (02/21/2004)

Off finding a new disguise to stalk you in....
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1,240 Clicks

by: Megz (02/21/2004)

While I'm away, %n, think about this: If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
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1,293 Clicks

by: Ryan (02/21/2004)

I'm out like a fat girl in dodgeball.
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1,265 Clicks

by: Darthanakin06 (02/21/2004)

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. I'm busy moving it back.
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1,286 Clicks

by: Darthanakin06 (02/21/2004)

Sorry, I'll be back in a minute. I sorta superglued myself to...........myself.
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1,308 Clicks

by: got slapped! (02/21/2004)

Wham! You just got bitch slapped, foooool!
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1,314 Clicks

by: KILLA CAM (02/21/2004)

I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs
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1,331 Clicks

by: Jess Hess (02/21/2004)

LOADING PLEASE WAIT...
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1,273 Clicks


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