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by: tbaggingparma247 (02/24/2004)

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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by: GoneBuddy (02/23/2004)

I'm not completely away...
look out your window.
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by: trojanman69 (02/23/2004)

Beating my meat. I hope someday to be a butcher.
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by: mattizlle (02/23/2004)

I'm out like nipples on a cold night
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by: Termin8tor (02/23/2004)

I'm on the side of the freeway dressed as a deer trick-or-treating... brb
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by: micci mouse (02/23/2004)

I'm happier than Michael Jackson and R-Kelly in a playground... brb
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by: abbie (02/22/2004)

I'm lost... i have gone to look for myself. if i return before i get back, please ask me to wait. thank you, me
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by: RusTHinge (02/22/2004)

There are 3 types of human species:
1. Man
2. Woman
3. %n
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by: Hott Butt (02/22/2004)

While I'm gone, see if you can repeat
Dr. Seuss' long lost tongue twister:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

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by: Dregoth Throught (02/22/2004)

Note to Self: %n Messaged me at %t, Add to "Must kill" list.....
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