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by: Pearce (02/29/2004)

Marijuana: nature's way of sayin' High!
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1,297 Clicks

by: Todd Clancey (02/29/2004)

Cost to make away message - $0
Cost for you to read away message - $0
Realizing these damn Mastercard take-offs are getting old - * Priceless *
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1,261 Clicks

by: barrett (02/29/2004)

Staring at my neighbor's rack through the window.
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1,239 Clicks

by: JomoBerger (02/28/2004)

I'm out with my Chess Gang. Yeah, I'm in a gang... I do what I want.
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1,243 Clicks

by: GoneBuddy (02/28/2004)

Don't drink and drive... you'll spill your beer!
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1,282 Clicks

by: Taco B (02/26/2004)

I'm sitting here watching what people say when an away message is up.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Ryan (02/26/2004)

I fell out of my chair. This might take a while....
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1,239 Clicks

by: LordSpoot (02/25/2004)

Sorry, but I'm away right now. Please leave your name, phone number, where you live, where you hide your money, and the times in which you're not home, and I'll get right back to you.
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1,252 Clicks

by: King Higsby (02/25/2004)

The monkeys, they came out of nowhere!
I'll fend them off as long as I can but..

AAAAARGH!!

SEND FOR HELP %n!! OH GOD!!!
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1,267 Clicks

by: JeffyBear (02/25/2004)

I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
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1,236 Clicks


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