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by: Felicity (03/01/2004)

SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a rash.
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1,255 Clicks

by: Spaz (03/01/2004)

I've been distracted by something shiny . . .
Please leave a message while I go play with it!
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1,268 Clicks

by: Yo Mama (03/01/2004)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm sick of this stupid rhyme, how about you?
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1,237 Clicks

by: Beth (03/01/2004)

Right now I'm sitting here looking at the screen trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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1,240 Clicks

by: Ice (03/01/2004)

Have you ever noticed how anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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1,268 Clicks

by: XFactor (02/29/2004)

K_SS MY _SS
%n, would you like to buy a vowel?
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1,236 Clicks

by: samuel (02/29/2004)

I'm out like Muhammad Ali in a game of Jenga
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1,298 Clicks

by: Tiffany (02/29/2004)

RoSeS ArE ReD, vIoLeTs ArE bLuE, CoNdOmS BrEaK . . . . So WaTcH WhO YoU ScReW
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1,297 Clicks

by: barrett (02/29/2004)

Mooning Cars...bbl
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1,265 Clicks

by: Ben W. (02/29/2004)

Don't talk to me 'cause I'm Rick James . . . BITCH!
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1,265 Clicks


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